Glitter and Funny Driving Guides
Kimberly silly act of the week:
I often get ready in the near darkness when I work an early shift so as not to wake my husband. This usually goes fine as I keep the items I need in a certain drawer. However, recently I put some items in that drawer that are normally kept elsewhere.
One morning I was rushing about and putting on my face lotion in the semi-darkness as usual. For some reason it felt a bit rough, but I just thought maybe my fall/winter dry skin had finally kicked in.
When I finished with my face, I realised that the tube felt funny, not feeling like the right size. I took a closer look and found that I had been spreading liquid glitter all over my face and neck. The tubes are nearly the same size.
Yes, I had a nice second face wash that day. To put a positive spin on it, I think the glitter scrub exfoliated my skin. I may have to invent a new facial product.
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This week I was looking at some guides to driving by The British School of Motoring. I can not tell if the pictures are meant to be funny or not. Click on any of these to make them larger.
You sure that's the clutch????
He is so dazzled that he has turned into a cast member of Revenge of the Nerds. Perhaps he was driving to a meeting of Lambda Lambda Lambda.
Why are these folks dancing like they are at a rave? They make it seem in this picture that pedestrians even look when they cross the road, which they don't, even when they are not at a zebra crossing.
Eddie!!!! A greaser from the freezer...a bat out of hell.....but not a very attentive driver apparently. So many lines just popped into my head. Knowing that many who read this won't get them, post your favourite in the comments section. Cmon RHPS fans , ya know you want to!!!
Links of the week: Just some things that made me laugh.
The Roast of Willaim Shatner. http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast_shatner/index.jhtml
If you want the longer and uncensored versions, most of them are on youtube.com just type in 'shatner roast' into the search box.
Article that caught my eye. I like the last line of it, like duh...
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=22931&in_page_id=2
Next Issue: more BSM pics...and Wallace meets Frank!
posted by Kimie @ 6:35 PM
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6 Comments:
I can't help it, I have to start the Rocky comments. Phrases that popped into my head whilst posting the blog today: There's a big sale at Sears, dont worry it will last for years. When he threatened your life with a ball point pen, turn them inside out and make some pop tarts. Big shoe! Big Shoe! (these are all eddie related, but please feel free to (ahem) expand beyond those two scenes.
That's a rather tender subject.... Another slice anyone?
Ok, so why was the urine soaked family only "slightly" upset about it? Or is that a Scotland thing - slightly=mostly=completely?
L, perhaps it is the stiff upper lip thing. Stiff upper something..... Cream of Steam!! I hate celery!! Did you hear the car keys ring??
I failed to report in my blog the story of a man trying to sell us a bottle of his pee. well, it was a wine bottle he was selling for money and it just happened to really be filled with pee, at least that is what my pals told me. ick.
OMFG! "Urine Throwing Man Ruins Dinner". Really? It might have been even more disgusting if the family had just said "well, that's him then...everyone tuck in!" and started eating their pizza (did it come with chips?). Oh to have been a fly on the wall (way up on the wall to avoid getting splashed with urine myself) and witnessed that.
RHPS lines:
"If Cynthia's such a fox, why does it say "UK" after her name??"
"Blow dry my titty"
"The captain went down with the ship, and Frankie went down on the captain!"
"Dr Scott! janet! Brad!! Rocky! Ugh!!"
"How 'bout a bagel with a bite taken out of it!"
Okay...I was shopping in Winn Dickme the other day and going past the wine display...and noticed the title of "Table Wine" and all I could think of was the dinner table scene when Riff pours it in the glass...and on the table...and so on...
Which reminds me when Dr Scott leans into the camera and starts talking, apparently to nobody. "Who the f**k are you talking to?!! Who the f**k are WE talking to??!!!"
What a F@* makes you gag. unt I deed.
Joker Joker Joker! This is a good place for a stickup...or a stickin. 2nd floor ..darkness....3rd floor ladies apparel..show me something green and pretty...oh well at least its green..and i'll just pick my nose and flick it! i bet you laugh at funerals bitch...
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