Thursday, September 21, 2006

Is That your Flow Meter....


Is that your peak flow meter, or are you just glad to see me???
I recently had to start measuring my breathing flow to see if my new medication is having any effect. I nearly choked from laughter as I saw the package for the device.











However, it was not nearly as funny as the picture inside. If I saw someone using her peak flow meter and she looked like this, I think I would leave the room to give them some alone time. She just looks so pleased to be touching the thing. Funny...creepy...but funny.





I managed to take more months out of our calendar from the office. I can see the reason that these two may look approachable. Though it is more in a 'yes, you can approach us and carry our bags for us as we are upper middle class twits' kind of approachable.






Do you think that this girl is just way too into this guy to be in an advert for a calendar? Maybe he just offered to buy her a house. I could not figure out why this one was empowerment, until I figured out that they are looking at properties in a window. We empower him to get in debt buying an overpriced house I suppose? :)





Next Issue: Trishy Pat, don't look now, but its the skwinty bridge! We will bring our review of Glasgow's new bridge, hopefully with some nice photos.

(click to enlarge any of the above photos by the way)

5 Comments:

At 9:59 PM, Blogger Linda said...

ROFL!!!!!

That picture is like 50's high school health class porn!!!
"Look how Betty is enjoying her peak flow meter, caressing it, looking at it longingly and holding it gently. She doesn't force, she doesn't bite, she just lovingly puts her mouth on it and blows....."

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

 
At 10:20 PM, Blogger Kimie said...

Linda, I can just here the educational film man's voice...too funny.

 
At 10:54 PM, Blogger Kimie said...

I need an educational film! I meant to say 'hear' in the above message. :)

 
At 9:03 PM, Blogger september said...

Thanks, I really needed a laugh today.

 
At 1:57 AM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

OMFG...that's the best "how to properly use" picture for a product I think I've ever seen.

And that's compared to the picture on the back of a Fleet Enema package--which was probably the funniest thing I ever saw while working at Kmart as a teenager. But it definitely appears to be out of the 1950's...only thing missing is Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon. Hmmm...gives way for a whole area of jokes related to the movie "Grease"...

Like the song "Health Class Porn Dropout" "...no masturbation day, for you....health class porn dropout..." LMAO...I can hear Frankie Avalon singing it to Didi Conn in my head. (sorry, it was on VH1 Classics today while I flipped past it on the dial)

And further confirms the "moral" of Grease, which is a man will treat you like crap in front of his friends unless you dress like a whore. Well, that and that it's okay to be a 30 year old freshman ("It Came from Hollywood" anyone???)

 

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