Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The Return of Soapy Chicken Water



Hello, my name is Louis. I am the new cat in the house. I have been here just a couple of days.


My owner (pictured to the left) had too many cats, so Andrew and Kimberly decided to adopt me. They drove all the way to Edinburgh to get me. Oh, I cried and howled for an hour in the car! When we got to my new home, I was fine and soon had all my new toys out and all over the floor.

I run every time I see a camera, but I let Andrew take a picture of me with my new friend, orange spider. Although spidie is on a stick, I drag him by the legs all around the house.


I am only 1 years old and have lots of energy. I have been crying for the other cats in the house to come out, but they don't. There is a handsome black and white cat in the bedroom that likes to mimic me, but he won't come out of the wardrobe door.

I am told that I am a lot like someone called Stuffins as I also like to jump in the sink and attempt to drink soapy chicken water when pans are soaking.

My new mother does not like my name. Can you help her name me? Please post ideas by clicking comments link below.

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12 Comments:

At 2:37 PM, Blogger Linda said...

Ryder
Scotty
Elvis
Billy
Schneider
Tarquin-fim-bim-lim-f'tang-f'tang-olay-biscuit-barrel

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger september said...

I'm so glad you guys were able to find a cat!

Baggins
Gulliver
Siegfried
Baldrick
Wampum
Yuri
Merlin

Have you seen this:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11377.html

P.S. I miss Stuffins...

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

Okay...a few of my favorite names:
Homer
Sniveling Rat-faced git
Smeagol
Butters
Throat Wobbler Mangrove
(aka Raymond Luxury Yacht)
Fatty Lumpkin
Jean-Luc?
Hugh Borg
Frank "Grimey" Grimes
Itchy
Scratchy
Poochie (the late Poochie)
Sideshow Kitty

Okay...before I fill this with more dumb names, I'll stop now...

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Kimie said...

wow, lots to choose from!

 
At 5:51 PM, Blogger Anne said...

Hmmm,

I've had a Schneider before - great cat.

I'm fond of Tarquin, too.

How about, New Cat?

 
At 6:07 PM, Blogger David Moadel said...

Mister Bigglesworth
Wheezey
Moosa
Nietzsche
Money Shot
Pants Armstrong
Nigel
Ian
Margate
Long Duck Dong
Fernando
Chicken Bone McGee

 
At 8:02 PM, Blogger Linda said...

Karl, I originally had Smeagol on my list as that is the former name of my newest kitten Minnie!

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger Linda said...

A few more:
Catcher
Crispin
Dallas
Chou-Chou (pronounced shoe-shoe)
Max
Satchel
Spike
Claude (as opposed to de-clawed)
Gunther
Christoph
Sean Connery
Vincent

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Kimie said...

how about splunge?

Andrew is favoring TW Mangrove right now, saying 'manny' for short. I shouted manny earlier and the cat came bounding in and meowing, so that may be the one.

 
At 3:38 PM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

Manny? Hopefully he's not confusing it with "mammy" thinking Al Jolson is in your house somewhere!

Splunge...forgot about that.

Careful with all the name trials on the cat...you may end up having to call "Confuse a Cat"!!

 
At 3:39 PM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

Linda....how could we have Smeagol and forget "Precious"???

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

Oh my fricken god...
Okay, we all have heard of the "inbred jed" game of horeshoes...now they've given an embarrassing name to bean bag tossing (like the old "Toss Across" game). But they actually call it "cornholing"...I kid you not...
http://playcornhole.org/

I heard about this on the radio today and had to share the humour with all...

 

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