The Return of Soapy Chicken Water
Hello, my name is Louis. I am the new cat in the house. I have been here just a couple of days.
My owner (pictured to the left) had too many cats, so Andrew and Kimberly decided to adopt me. They drove all the way to Edinburgh to get me. Oh, I cried and howled for an hour in the car! When we got to my new home, I was fine and soon had all my new toys out and all over the floor.
I run every time I see a camera, but I let Andrew take a picture of me with my new friend, orange spider. Although spidie is on a stick, I drag him by the legs all around the house.
I am only 1 years old and have lots of energy. I have been crying for the other cats in the house to come out, but they don't. There is a handsome black and white cat in the bedroom that likes to mimic me, but he won't come out of the wardrobe door.
I am told that I am a lot like someone called Stuffins as I also like to jump in the sink and attempt to drink soapy chicken water when pans are soaking.
My new mother does not like my name. Can you help her name me? Please post ideas by clicking comments link below.
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12 Comments:
Ryder
Scotty
Elvis
Billy
Schneider
Tarquin-fim-bim-lim-f'tang-f'tang-olay-biscuit-barrel
I'm so glad you guys were able to find a cat!
Baggins
Gulliver
Siegfried
Baldrick
Wampum
Yuri
Merlin
Have you seen this:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11377.html
P.S. I miss Stuffins...
Okay...a few of my favorite names:
Homer
Sniveling Rat-faced git
Smeagol
Butters
Throat Wobbler Mangrove
(aka Raymond Luxury Yacht)
Fatty Lumpkin
Jean-Luc?
Hugh Borg
Frank "Grimey" Grimes
Itchy
Scratchy
Poochie (the late Poochie)
Sideshow Kitty
Okay...before I fill this with more dumb names, I'll stop now...
wow, lots to choose from!
Hmmm,
I've had a Schneider before - great cat.
I'm fond of Tarquin, too.
How about, New Cat?
Mister Bigglesworth
Wheezey
Moosa
Nietzsche
Money Shot
Pants Armstrong
Nigel
Ian
Margate
Long Duck Dong
Fernando
Chicken Bone McGee
Karl, I originally had Smeagol on my list as that is the former name of my newest kitten Minnie!
A few more:
Catcher
Crispin
Dallas
Chou-Chou (pronounced shoe-shoe)
Max
Satchel
Spike
Claude (as opposed to de-clawed)
Gunther
Christoph
Sean Connery
Vincent
how about splunge?
Andrew is favoring TW Mangrove right now, saying 'manny' for short. I shouted manny earlier and the cat came bounding in and meowing, so that may be the one.
Manny? Hopefully he's not confusing it with "mammy" thinking Al Jolson is in your house somewhere!
Splunge...forgot about that.
Careful with all the name trials on the cat...you may end up having to call "Confuse a Cat"!!
Linda....how could we have Smeagol and forget "Precious"???
Oh my fricken god...
Okay, we all have heard of the "inbred jed" game of horeshoes...now they've given an embarrassing name to bean bag tossing (like the old "Toss Across" game). But they actually call it "cornholing"...I kid you not...
http://playcornhole.org/
I heard about this on the radio today and had to share the humour with all...
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