Friday, September 15, 2006

Rare Unseen Footage of Kimberly and Andy


I normally do not like to have my picture taken. However, my pal Pete took some camera shots and several of you have been begging for a recent picture. Enjoy it, as these are few and far between.








A rare intoxicated Andy moment.












It looks like I am saying something naughty to him, but really it was just a kiss.


So, there you have it. Happy???????






There were a couple of classic Kimie moments this week. Over the weekend I was doing some household chores (laundry, cleaning, etc). I was rushing about and I went into the kitchen. All of a sudden I felt a large surge of heat. I was standing between the oven and the sink. I thought at first that I had left the hob or the oven on. However, all the controls were off. Then, I was in a panic thinking there was a fire somewhere or something was wrong with the hot water supply. It was then I looked down and realised that I was holding the iron. I had just unplugged it and was bringing it into the kitchen to place on the covered hob to cool. I just had forgetten this between the lounge (where I was ironing) and the kitchen.

Later in the week, I had a day off from work. I left the house and attempted to go to my car to go to Glasgow. I could not find it in the normal parking place (we don't have a private drive). It was not on the street next to us, nor in the car park. I was of course in a panic, trying to figure out if it had been stolen. My keys were in my hand and I glanced down at them. My car key was gone. Someone had taken my car key and stolen my car! It was then I remembered why my car key was gone. The reason I was leaving the house to go to Glasgow.....was to pick up my car. It was being serviced.


Next Issue: My Peak Flow Meter

7 Comments:

At 9:53 PM, Blogger David Moadel said...

Alzheimer's, plain and simple.



Incidentally, what's a "hob"? Is it related to a "midge"?

 
At 11:17 PM, Blogger Linda said...

R!
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Too too funny! I miss being close enough to you to witness these random acts of Kimieness!

And I hope the next issue's "Peak Flow" doesn't have anything to do with a menstrual cycle...

 
At 12:53 AM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

LMAO!!!!!!!

Oh MFG..as in my f**king god...at least I dont feel bad about what I call "pulling a Karl" which actually sounds like a really perverted metaphor...really it means taking a wrong turn on your way somehwere in the car, only to realize it about 20 seconds later saying to yourself F**K!!!!!! Why in the hell did I turn there??!!!.

For all the grey hairs I'm getting...it's not surprising...but the brain farts are killing me.

Oh yeah Kimie..."Big Dan" McGill stopped in by work the other day...he's now working for "Forward Air" (trucking company)...he says hello...it took me a second for things to register (alzheimers and all that crap) when I thought "wait, I recognize that voice...hey!!!"

Anyway...starting my holiday (vacation for us yanks...no pun intended) tomorrow...okay, actually today I'm just drunk and waiting for others to get off work to rent a car and get the hell outta south florida for a few days...

"that's me then"!!!

 
At 12:55 AM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

Peak flow....apparently nothing like "even flow" by Pearl Jam, unfortunately, huh?

 
At 1:03 PM, Blogger Kimie said...

Dave, a hob is the top of the stove. Yeh, Hob bit...midg et.....he he.

Linda, Peak Flow will be even funnier than a mentral joke. Just a very very funny brochure I got this week.

 
At 1:09 PM, Blogger Kimie said...

Karl,

Andy was just in here saying that he was reading your comment, but I did not realise it at first because I had not read them yet. He kept on saying what I though was 'Carol', which is the name of three ladies that I work with. I was trying to sit here and work out which one has my blog address. He finally said that he can't wait to see Carol when we go on our trip and I am thinking, Carol who????? It turns out that he can not say your name at all. He spent several minutes with me saying your name and Andy barking back 'Carol' everytime. Too Funny.

 
At 1:50 AM, Blogger Groundskeeper Karlie said...

LMAO..."Carol"...well, I can remember as a kid one of the other kids in the neighborhood thinking my name was "Paul"...and I have a neighbor now who for some reason thinks my name is "Chris". Why??? I dont know, but for some odd reason I actually like the fact that he's got my name wrong and I have no plans to correct him. But then, he's a neighbor I might see like once a month.

 

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